M*A*S*H 4077

myhumaninteractions:

“Let me tell you something, Pierce, these godless communists have been running their own country right into the ground while we’ve been building the highest standard of living in the world. Half of these people over here never even saw a bathroom, and believe you me, they want one. You bet your life they do, and if they can’t get our bathrooms by subversion, they’ll get them by war!”

“They can have mine. I’ll be glad to keep my legs crossed until after the war.”